What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
15.06.2025 08:55
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
What are the ten cars that make me no longer feel inferior?
He : Tea ?
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Me : Thank you.
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Me : No
He : I'm 24.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Why are men so attracted to big breasts?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Is it because Trump is impulsive that he is never on time?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Why is Trump so disliked worldwide?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Why is there so much free porn on the internet?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Me : I don't drink
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Do women really cheat more than men?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He : So, are you seeing someone?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Me : I don't drink coffee also
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
He : Then let's have some coffee
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Me : Because it's month of August.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Me : Sure.
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.